This is fun! I think there should be bonus points for for sailing Premier Cruise Line (Big Red Boat).
Although... there are a few points that I'm hoping I never get.
I agree wholeheartedly that some of those are NOT badges of honor: visited medical center, bad hangover, getting seasick (I still don't get why you cruise if you know you get seasick, but I know I'm weird in thinking I'd rather not cruise than medicate or be miserable if I did), and ESPECIALLY missing the ship are the things I don't get why they're considered worthy of honor. LOL.