Clifton Tesh
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2015
Q:Why don't blind people skydive?
A:It scares the crap out of the dog!
Q:How do blind skydivers know they're getting close to the ground?
A:The leash gets slack.
Q:What's the hardest part about skydiving?
A:The ground
Q:What do you call a dog with no legs?
A:It doesn't matter, he's not going to come no matter what you call him.
If I had a dog with no legs, I'd name him cigarette. Every night I would take him out for a drag.
A:It scares the crap out of the dog!
Q:How do blind skydivers know they're getting close to the ground?
A:The leash gets slack.
Q:What's the hardest part about skydiving?
A:The ground
Q:What do you call a dog with no legs?
A:It doesn't matter, he's not going to come no matter what you call him.
If I had a dog with no legs, I'd name him cigarette. Every night I would take him out for a drag.