Clifton Tesh
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2015
A existentialist monk walks up to hot dog vendor on 34th Street.
"Make me one with everything," he says.
A psychic midget escaped from prison. The headline read:
Small medium at large!
A existentialist monk walks up to hot dog vendor on 34th Street.
"Make me one with everything," he says.
When you see geese flying in a "v" formation, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
...Because there's more geese on that side.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the water?
....Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of your door?
...Matt
...on a wall? Art
I told my psychiatrist that I'm hearing Voices. He said, "you don't have a psychiatrist."
I have a six year old who brought home a school library book full of these kinds of jokes!Full disclosure - I have a 5 year old
What does a teapot like to wear?
A T-shirt
A existentialist monk walks up to hot dog vendor on 34th Street.
"Make me one with everything," he says.