Orlando Smackdown: Dis vs. Uni. Ch.16 Japan Hates me, Just Hates me 7-13

[mmeb144]

Excellent idea! Except everyone should chip in and get me one... plus airfare and accommodations in Florida.

Nebo isn't technologically adept, so I'll volunteer to transcribe his comments and post the live updates.

I know, I know... you're all thinking, "That pkondz, he's amazing. So selfless, so humble, so willing to pitch in and help out. Truly a man among men."

You, of course, would be right.

I should get to do it because I don't have to worry about losing my job while I'm gone helping the cause. I am currently unemployed, so I'll take one for the team and help Nebo.

 

[lurkernj]

Will Nebo sing at the fancy Karaoke place with the band? And will Smidgy join him?

Ohhh, I'm picturing a Sonny and Cher duet, "I got you babe"

 

[sewmess]

But apparently you don't hava any problems with the fact that she said that the dragon named Ruth is a "HE".
Funny, how ironic that movie is on right now, as we speak;
"How to Cross-Dress Your Dragon".

QUOTE]

Obviuosly T-Man is busy or we'd have the full lyrics to "Ruth, the Cross-Dressing Dragon"

Also, when Nebo wrote that he didn't read porn, aside from thinking "Well, no, you read erotica." I did a double take to make sure I didn't actually typo Pern.


How wierd will Nebo and Smidgy feel passing by the smoking areas in Uni?

How many times will Smidgy ALMOST ride FJ?

 

[Thumper_Man]

But apparently you don't hava any problems with the fact that she said that the dragon named Ruth is a "HE".
Funny, how ironic that movie is on right now, as we speak;
"How to Cross-Dress Your Dragon".

QUOTE]

Obviuosly T-Man is busy or we'd have the full lyrics to "Ruth, the Cross-Dressing Dragon"

Also, when Nebo wrote that he didn't read porn, aside from thinking "Well, no, you read erotica." I did a double take to make sure I didn't actually typo Pern.


How wierd will Nebo and Smidgy feel passing by the smoking areas in Uni?

How many times will Smidgy ALMOST ride FJ?

Yup. Both T_Man and Lady H are busy. Slowly starting to pack ourselves. We fly out Saturday morning. Gotta meet up with Nebo and Smidgy Sunday.

I can give you a Nebo update from the park. Unlike Nebo, I have a way of staying connected to the Dis.

 

[pkondz]

Yup. Both T_Man and Lady H are busy.

Well since you're busy...

Ruth, the Cross-Dressing Dragon

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Little Nebo truly loved that rascal puff,
And brought him skirts and nylons too and other fancy stuff. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

Together they would travel on a boat with bright pink sail
Nebo watched Illuminations on Ruth’s gigantic tail,
Aurora and Snow White would bow whenever they came,
Hook and Maleficent would cringe when Ruth roared out his name. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

A dragon waits forever but not for clumsy boys
Painted wings and pink earrings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Nebo didn’t come no more
And Ruth that cross dressed dragon, he ceased his feckless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, pink scales fell like rain,
Ruth no longer went to play along the Test Track lane.
Without his life-long friend, Ruth could not be brave,
So Ruth that mighty dragon sadly slipped on his negligee. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

 

[Thumper_Man]

Well since you're busy...

Ruth, the Cross-Dressing Dragon

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Little Nebo truly loved that rascal puff,
And brought him skirts and nylons too and other fancy stuff. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

Together they would travel on a boat with bright pink sail
Nebo watched Illuminations on Ruth’s gigantic tail,
Aurora and Snow White would bow whenever they came,
Hook and Maleficent would cringe when Ruth roared out his name. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

A dragon waits forever but not for clumsy boys
Painted wings and pink earrings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Nebo didn’t come no more
And Ruth that cross dressed dragon, he ceased his feckless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, pink scales fell like rain,
Ruth no longer went to play along the Test Track lane.
Without his life-long friend, Ruth could not be brave,
So Ruth that mighty dragon sadly slipped on his negligee. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

Since you did such a great job, you can officially take over my duties as well.

 

[Thumper_Man's Wife]

Well since you're busy...

Ruth, the Cross-Dressing Dragon

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Little Nebo truly loved that rascal puff,
And brought him skirts and nylons too and other fancy stuff. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

Together they would travel on a boat with bright pink sail
Nebo watched Illuminations on Ruth’s gigantic tail,
Aurora and Snow White would bow whenever they came,
Hook and Maleficent would cringe when Ruth roared out his name. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

A dragon waits forever but not for clumsy boys
Painted wings and pink earrings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Nebo didn’t come no more
And Ruth that cross dressed dragon, he ceased his feckless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, pink scales fell like rain,
Ruth no longer went to play along the Test Track lane.
Without his life-long friend, Ruth could not be brave,
So Ruth that mighty dragon sadly slipped on his negligee. oh!

Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany,
Ruth, the cross-dressing dragon lived by Disney
And frolicked in the Epcot sea near a land called Germany.

That was awesome! I know we leave this TR in good hands while we go on vacation...Our TR on the other hand, I worry about....

 

[pkondz]

Since you did such a great job, you can officially take over my duties as well.

Check. I'm off to write your TR...

That was awesome! I know we leave this TR in good hands while we go on vacation...Our TR on the other hand, I worry about....

See above...

 

[Thumper_Man]

Check. I'm off to write your TR...



See above...

Wonderful. Anxious to find out if I had a good time or not. Once you're done, I'll let you know how close you were.

 

[Thumper_Man's Wife]

Check. I'm off to write your TR...

Does that mean I can stop working on the next chapter?

 

[pkondz]

Wonderful. Anxious to find out if I had a good time or not. Once you're done, I'll let you know how close you were.

I'd do it.... but since I've never been in that State I don't think I'll be too close!

 

[pkondz]

Does that mean I can stop working on the next chapter?

Nah. I need a jumping off point.

And don't say a short pier!

 

[Thumper_Man's Wife]

Nah. I need a jumping off point.

And don't say a short pier!

I was going to say a narrow cliff, but a short pier works too...

 

[queenbetsey]

Love the song ponzi! Tman do keep us updated while you are there. And I am sure that nebo and smidgy are going to be touched when they see how you all are willing to take one for the team and go with them to be their tech consultant.

 

[pkondz]

Love the song ponzi!

Thanks!

Tman do keep us updated while you are there. And I am sure that nebo and smidgy are going to be touched when they see how you all are willing to take one for the team and go with them to be their tech consultant.

I don't know about Smidgy, but I can definitely say that Nebo is already a little touched.

 

[pkondz]

So let's see.... today should have been a Universal day. I'm sure they're having a great time.


I do sometimes worry about our friends though. Nebo's eyes aren't quite what they used to be. Get him in a dark place and who knows where he'll show up.

And I can see the headlines now. "Tourist wanders into off limits area. Says, "I thought it was a ride! I was having a great time! Little damp though.""

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Ponzi, I'm sure Smidgy loves you more with every picture you post!

 

[Thumper_Man]

So let's see.... today should have been a Universal day. I'm sure they're having a great time.

I do sometimes worry about our friends though. Nebo's eyes aren't quite what they used to be. Get him in a dark place and who knows where he'll show up.

And I can see the headlines now. "Tourist wanders into off limits area. Says, "I thought it was a ride! I was having a great time! Little damp though.""

Now this would almost be believable except for one little thing, Jaws is no longer an attraction there. Now getting eaten by a dinosaur is more likely.

 

[pkondz]

Ponzi, I'm sure Smidgy loves you more with every picture you post!

Ya know, Steve's mentioned a few times that he would like to meet everyone on here at Disney. I'm not too sure, but maybe I'm setting myself up for a beating at the hands of Smidgy.

Now this would almost be believable except for one little thing, Jaws is no longer an attraction there. Now getting eaten by a dinosaur is more likely.

Oh, sure. Now you tell me. Wait! I know. He wandered into the Back to the Future ride and went back to a time that Jaws was still around!

Yeah, that works!

What?

Whaddya mean that ride's gone too?!?!?!?


Hmm.... eaten by a dinosaur, you say?

 

[sewmess]

Now this would almost be believable except for one little thing, Jaws is no longer an attraction there. Now getting eaten by a dinosaur is more likely.

I was going to say that... but I think Eaten by a Dinosaur is Epic!!

Like Shakespeare's "Exit, chased by a bear" Nebo's would be; "Exit; Eaten by a dinosaur."