Hey Linda just sent me an email and in it she posted her favorite dis memory.. Here it is...
While I was perusing the thread, I found my absolute favorite post of all
times. In case you haven't read it in awhile, for your reading pleasure, I
bring you.....DisUnc and DisNef...Stealing LGMHPCs 101...
The below is an actual call that had recently taking place. The callers are
myself, and my 12-year-old nephew, whom is in the process of his LGMHPC
swiping apprenticeship.
My cell phone rings to the tune of "Indiana Jones Theme", this is how I know
it is my nephew!
DisUnc: Hello Stinker, what's up? (thinking he is calling from upstairs)
DisNef: I got 'um!
DisUnc: Got what?
DisNef: Lime Green Mickey Head paint chips!
DisUnc: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Where are you?
DisNef: In Home Depot?
DisUnc: HOME DEPOT???? How did you get to Home Depot? I thought you were
upstairs watching TV?
DisNef: Nope! I came to HD with Grandma Mary!
DisUnc: Grandma Mary is at WORK???
DisNef: No she came home?
DisUnc: Before? When? Why didn't you tell me you were going to HD?
DisNef: I did!
DisUnc: When?
DisNef: Before I went to Home Depot!
DisUnc: DUUUUUUUUUUUH.I mean what TIME!
DisNef: You were watching TV, and said OK!
DisUnc: WHAT WAS I WATCHING?????
DisNef: I dunno
DisUnc: JAMES.WHAT WAS ON? Was I watching Judge Judy?
DisNef: Yeah, I think!
DisUnc: How many times have I told you don't talk to me while "Judge Judy"
is on? Unless there is a commercial or The house is on FIRE!!!!
DisNef: I dunno, about 1,000 times!
DisUnc: More like 2,000 times!!!!! Why don't anybody ever listen to me?
DisNef: ANYHOOOOOOOOOOO I got them!
DisUnc: You mean you swiped LGMHPC's???? ALL BY YOURSELF?
DisNef: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I got 12!
DisUnc: Are you inside or outside of HD!
DisNef: Inside HD!!!!!
DisUnc: WITH THE GOODS????? GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! Walk calmly to the exit
and GET OUT! Call me back when you are outside of HD!
DisNef: OK!
30 seconds later my cell phone starts playing the tune of "Indiana Jones
Theme"
DisUnc: OK tell me EVERYTHING!
DisNef: I went to the paint display and saw the Alien Green Paint chips, so
I counted 12 and put them in Grandmas purse!
DisUnc: OK! That's good that you stashed the goods onto to someone else.
So they ONLY had 12 LGMHPC's?
DisNef: No, there was more!
DisUnc: THERE WAS MORE???????
DisNef: Yup! I only counted and took 12!
DisUnc: I don't understand?
DisNef: I left some for other people!
DisUnc: NO NO NO ! You MUST swipe them ALL! Don't ever stand there and
count!.SWIPE & MOVE.SWIPE & MOVE my Boy!
DisNef: OK???????
DisUnc: Are you sure there are more there?
DisNef: Yup!
DisUnc: GO BACK! GO BACK! Get the rest!
DisNef: Ok
DisUnc: OK! Hang up the phone and (click..dead air) HELLO! HELLLLLLOOOO! I
can't believe he hung up the phone. NOW he listens to me?
5 seconds later the sound of Indiana Jones is again coming through my phone.
DisNef: Did you wanna say something else?
DisUnc: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH! Go back in HD..be careful..there may be Lime
Green insurgents.
DisNef: Whats that?
DisUnc: MMMMMM! Look around and see if you see a lady & a little girl
hanging around the Paint Display. Most likely the lady is drinking a Frozen
Hot Chocolate.
DisNef: What's a Frozen Hot Chocolate?
DisUnc: It's a Hot Chocolate that's been frozen! DUH! Anyway be careful!
Look around and swipe the rest of them.
DisNef: OK! Buy me a Frozen Hot Chocolate!
DisUnc: Yeah yeah yeah! Ok..GO! (we hang up the phones)
5 minutes of nerve racking anticipation goes by..and no word! I wait tensely
for another minute...I CANT TAKE THE WAITING ANYMORE.I call my Nephew.
DisNef: Hi!
DisUnc: Well????? What happened!
DisNef: I got um!!!
DisUnc: Why didn't you call me back, I am going CRAZY here waiting for you
to call.
DisNef: I forgot!
DisUnc: UGH! How many did you get?
DisNef: I got 7 more, so that's 20 all together! (ok..so Math ain't his
thing)
DisUnc: Did anybody see you?
DisNef: Nope! Grandma Mary says you are crazy!
DisUnc: Why?
DisNef: She says there is No such thing as Frozen Hot Chocolates!
When he gets home, He grabs his grandmothers purse and takes all the
LGMHPC's from there. She NEVER knew She was carrying the GOODs!
I was NEVER SO PROUD!