What would your dating profile say?

[Gumbo4x4]

I'm basically a Hobbit, so if you take me out to dinner at 6pm, you better be ready for supper at 8pm. Also bring snacks, preferably mickey shaped.

If you take me out to dinner at 6:00, you'd better be ready to eat at 6:15

 

[amberpi]

The sharpest pencil in the box.
But only cause my eraser is missing and it's holder has been chewed to a razors edge.

Or
If this is still on your screen most likely your phone froze and as you guessed I am a nerd. So call me on a landline and let's get you up and running.

You'd get so many suitors wanting technical help. That's not an angle I've seen!

 

[Squirlz]

'Yet another boy trapped in a man's body'

 

[momjeeps]

I know what rock crawling is .

I was guessing you might with the profile pic and username you had chosen. Ever been to Moab, UT?

 

[Gumbo4x4]

I was guessing you might with the profile pic and username you had chosen. Ever been to Moab, UT?

I have not - practically everyone I know has LOL

 

[momjeeps]

I have not - practically everyone I know has LOL

I Moab.
December Trip included snow. Fun.

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

I did the online dating thing like a year and some change ago. I was on Plenty of Fish for a few days and it worked.

Best I can remember, it was something like. Divorced, longest relationship 10+ years. Pets: have a cat. I enjoy shopping, music, and wine. As far as the "perfect first date" or whatever part; spend some time talking and getting to know somebody. I posted a few pics where I thought I looked my best. I guess it worked

I know when I brought up the dating thing back in the spring of 2016 (having a "Carrie Bradshaw" moment), I seemed to be a bit off my rocker. I guess my behavior seemed a bit over the top, and perhaps somewhat disturbing. The being obsessed with the frequency of texts and stuff seems a bit silly now, but they were real issues for me at the time. I have a lot more confidence now in my relationship. We are engaged (with the date set), we live together and own a house together. I have been accepted into the family and circle of friends. I know people have said that infatuation fades, but almost after a year and a half together, I am just as "into" him as I was from the beginning and I still feel like I want to be a better person because of this relationship.

 

[Sabeking]

Mine would be "too old to date" because I had to look up the meaning of sapio sexual!!!

 

[amberpi]

Mine would be "too old to date" because I had to look up the meaning of sapio sexual!!!

Lol, its a great word. Not only describes me, but among the online dating crowd, its a bit of a short hand term for "probably won't jump into bed with you on the first date."

 

[Mizzoufan]

seeking a sugar daddy. Who is okay with nothing physical and minimum communication. Must be able to provide 3 bank accounts info and must have a perfect credit score and a huge bonus if your a work.alcoholic lol lol lol

 

[amberpi]

seeking a sugar daddy. Who is okay with nothing physical and minimum communication. Must be able to provide 3 bank accounts info and must have a perfect credit score and a huge bonus if your a work.alcoholic lol lol lol

Goes to restart Tinder and Bumble...Lifts @Mizzoufan's suggestion...waits for sugar daddy...

I'll update you on how this goes.

I have actually had some weird, and legit, offers about this kind of thing. People are lonely.

 

[Jaspers]

Mine would very likely have something like "Actually just wants friends and someone to watch horror films with."

 

[Wishing on a star]

OMG!!!!
If I were truthful, probably would be very lucky to get any hits!!!!

How about: Woman of-a-certain-age, but VERY young at heart!!!
And, maybe: Boys in mens bodies need not apply.... or Must be more fun than a root-canal.

 

[Ciao Mickey]

Lol, its a great word. Not only describes me, but among the online dating crowd, its a bit of a short hand term for "probably won't jump into bed with you on the first date."

If that was in a profile in my age group it would be another way of saying you're DIB.

 

[amberpi]

OMG!!!!
If I were truthful, probably would be very lucky to get any hits!!!!

How about: Woman of-a-certain-age, but VERY young at heart!!!
And, maybe: Boys in mens bodies need not apply.... or Must be more fun than a root-canal.

For a while I did this weird rambling thing about zombies, Martin Luther, and being a ninja. I got tons of hits. Now I go for "just the facts." Its amazing how many men want to talk about zombies - and nailing stuff to doors.

I wish I could actually qualify the boys in mens bodies thing earlier - if you got any insight on that, I'd take it. Usually takes an actual date. Must be more fun than a root canal I can figure out early on.

 

[amberpi]

If that was in a profile in my age group it would be another way of saying you're DIB.

I don't know that one...

 

[Ciao Mickey]

I don't know that one...

D.i.B = dead in bed = not able to perform

 

[amberpi]

D.i.B = dead in bed = not able to perform

OMG - my life is more complete knowing this.

 

[BrianL]

Mine would be "too old to date" because I had to look up the meaning of sapio sexual!!!

Heck, forget that. I didn't even know what "Dwell woman" meant.

 

[amberpi]

Heck, forget that. I didn't even know what "Dwell woman" meant.

I'm not exactly young - and Dwell isn't really an age thing...it's an awesome thing