Originally posted by Cruisin'Kroezes
Maybe if you were to tell everyone a story they would stop throwing things at you???????????
Hmmm...that might work....
....or maybe not!
OK....here goes...I was cruising south on Intersate 79 on a hot but very humid day...I had the tee-tops off....and the radio up...
well...up ahead...I see some ominous black clouds...it wasn't looking too good....but I was hoping I could get to where I was going before it started raining....
oops ... suddenly.... it rained...buckets...
so, i scoot under a bridge spanning across 79....and already soaked...get out and put the tee tops on....
it was raining so hard, i decided to stay under the bridge...
well...as suddenly as it started...it stopped raining...I could see patches of blue sky...
so, i get out and take the tee-tops back off...
but, still, i was soaked...so...i get a towel from the back...and wipe my seat, and inside of the door off....one problem solved...
then...in the car....i undress....a pair of jean shorts...and a button shirt...that i looped with my belt....then tied to the bar that runs down the center of the roof...
sneakers on the floor of the passenger seat..and my socks i tied to my outside mirror...
away I go....
uh-oh....flashing lights...the trooper:
A) noticed my Corvette
&
B) was wondering what type of "sail" i had fluttering above the car...
so...he gets right by the door and says "license & registration please"...sees my state of undress... and does a double take...
I say in my best impersonation of Chandler from "Friends"...
"doooo yoooou SEE a wallet?"